here's my tribute to mediocrity, pop culture, and capitalism. most of these i got simply for the goof factor, as i'm sure you'll see you wouldn't really listen to most of these seriously. but there were a few surprises....

Bacon Brothers\(1999) Getting There
01 - Ten Years In Mexico.mp3
02 - Arm Wrestling Woman.mp3
03 - Don't Look Back.mp3
04 - Getting There.mp3
05 - When You Decide You've Stayed Too Long.mp3
06 - T.M.I..mp3
07 - It's A Rocky Road.mp3
08 - Not Born to Beauty.mp3
09 - Chop Wood.mp3
10 - Don't Lose Me Boy.mp3
11 - Strung Out.mp3
12 - July Away.mp3
13 - Jersey Girl.mp3
14 - City Of Fear.mp3
15 - Angelina.mp3
128kbps, 57MB
if you're into a little bit country type stuff, you'll like this. they're actually not untalented.


Clint Eastwood\(1962) Clint Eastwood Sings Cowboy Favorites
01 - Bouquet Of Roses.mp3
02 - Santa Fe Trail.mp3
03 - The Round-Up.mp3
04 - Sierra Nevada.mp3
05 - Mexicali Rose.mp3
06 - Searching For Somewhere.mp3
07 - I'll Love You More.mp3
08 - Tumbling Tumbleweeds.mp3
09 - Twilight On The Trail.mp3
10 - San Antonio Rose.mp3
11 - Don't Fence Me In.mp3
12 - Are You Satisfied.mp3
192kbps, 44MB
wow, can you say "studio trying to cash in on stardom"? there are no words for what this is.


Leonard Nimoy\(1993) Highly Illogical
01 - Highly Illogical.mp3
02 - If I Had A Hammer.mp3
03 - The Difference Between Us.mp3
04 - Ruby Don't Take Your Love To Town.mp3
05 - Where It's At.mp3
06 - Abraham, Martin And John.mp3
07 - Contact.mp3
08 - Nature Boy.mp3
09 - Consilium.mp3
10 - Everybody's Talkin'.mp3
11 - Here We go Round Again.mp3
12 - Proud Mary.mp3
13 - Once I Smiled.mp3
14 - Both Sides Now.mp3
15 - Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins.mp3
16 - I Walk The Line.mp3
17 - Amphibiouse Assault.mp3
18 - If I Were A Carpenter.mp3
19 - Spock Thoughts.mp3
20 - Love Of The Common People.mp3
128kbps, 53MB
probably heard by many of you before, this is inexplicable.


Milla\(1994) The Divine Comedy
01 - The Alien Song (For Those Who Listen).mp3
02 - Gentleman Who Fell.mp3
03 - It's Your Life.mp3
04 - Reaching From Nowhere.mp3
05 - Charlie.mp3
06 - Ruby Lane.mp3
07 - Bang Your Head.mp3
08 - Clock.mp3
09 - Don't Fade Away.mp3
10 - You Did It All Before.mp3
11 - In A Glade.mp3
320kbps, 90MB
the super-hot Milla Jovovich can actually sing. this album in interesting.


Minnie Driver\(2005) Everything I've Got In My Pocket
01 - Everything I've Got In My Pocket.MP3
02 - Invisible Girl.MP3
03 - Fast As You Can.MP3
04 - Wire.MP3
05 - Home.MP3
06 - Deeper Water.MP3
07 - So Well.MP3
08 - Hungry Heart.MP3
09 - Down.MP3
10 - Yellow Eyes.MP3
11 - Ruby Adeline.MP3
192kbps, 64MB
i'm betting she doesn't have a receipt for vocal training in there. seriously though, this isn't half bad. super mellow and not super commercial adult contemporary music. plus, she's hot. and by hot i mean very homely.


Mr. T\(1984) Mr. T's Commandments
01 - Mr. T's Commandment.mp3
02 - Don't Talk To Strangers.mp3
03 - The Toughest Man In The World.mp3
04 - Mr. T, Mr. T (He Was Made For Love).mp3
05 - The One And Only Mr. T.mp3
06 - No Dope No Drugs.mp3
07 - You Got To Go Through It.mp3
192kbps, 43MB
made back when this man also had a breakfast cereal. again, this defies description. what were they thinking?


Paris Hilton\(2005) Screwed
01 - Screwed (Original).mp3
02 - Screwed (Alex G's Remix).mp3
128kbps

Paris Hilton\(2006) Paris
01 - Turn It Up.mp3
02 - Fighting Over Me.mp3
03 - Stars Are Blind.mp3
04 - I Want You.mp3
05 - Jealousy.mp3
06 - Heartbeat.mp3
07 - Nothing In This World.mp3
08 - Screwed.mp3
09 - Not Leaving Without You.mp3
10 - Turn You On.mp3
11 - Do You Think I'm Sexy.mp3
VBR
78MB
aka, Super-Stupid Whore Leeches Off Society Even More. screw her and her ugly mug. i'm beyond sick of her.


Steven Seagal\(2004) Songs From the Crystal Cave
01 - Girl It's Alright.mp3
02 - Don't You Cry.mp3
03 - Music.mp3
04 - Better Man.mp3
05 - Route 23.mp3
06 - My God.mp3
07 - Lollipop.mp3
08 - Not For Sale.mp3
09 - Dance.mp3
10 - Jealousy.mp3
11 - War.mp3
12 - Strut.mp3
13 - Goree.mp3
14 - The Light.mp3
192kbps, 84MB
the crystal cave - must be where he keeps all the donuts. no idea what makes this guy think he can sing. or act, for that matter. or that anyone cares about his ultra-preachy PC movies anymore.


Ted Knight\(1975) Hi Guys!
01 - The Cover Of The Rolling Stone.mp3
02 - Mr. Custer.mp3
03 - Itsy Bitsy Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.mp3
04 - A Man Who Used To Be.mp3
05 - Who Put The Bomp.mp3
06 - May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose.mp3
07 - Chick-A-Boom.mp3
08 - I'm In Love With Barbara Walters.mp3
09 - Hi Guys.mp3
10 - Blueberry Hill.mp3
11 - Mermaid.mp3
12 - Male Chauvenist Pig.mp3
56kbps, 14MB
super-crappy bitrate, but this is a rare gem. sounds like he's completely soused the entire album. almost as epic as the Shatner albums.